So I guess if you know anything about me, you have realized that I am amazing, and basically, kick ass.
I do not think you comprehend the full extent of my delicious range of talents.
I made sandwiches, and not only are they amazing and yummy, but I made them with a SPOON.
Now I await your applause.
Thank you, thank you.
If you wish to inquire as to why I would do such a thing… The condiments and lettuce and such were on the table and that is when I realized the only utensil within reaching distance was a teaspoon.
There was obviously only one possible action then.
And the sandwiches were made.
Have you even done anything of a similar nature?